Thursday, October 15, 2015

- I don't want this bum outside my store begging for change.
- Hey, I'm no bum; I'm a Capitalist.
- Today?
- It's an investment...jerk.
- I got this, Al.
- ...jerky, jerk, jerk.
- Get him outta here.
- I'll take him—Don't worry, Al.  I got him.
- Just get him outta here.
- Okay.
- Hey, Buddy!  Do you want to get some breakfast?
- Are you drunk, Today?
He stinks of booze. 
- Here, grab on to me.
- He stinks, he does.  I don't want him around.
- I don't stink—I'm drunk!  The jerk...
- Come on, Today; let's go.  I'll see you later, Al.
- Take care of the fool.
- Don't worry, I'll make sure he gets the care he—
- Shut up, Today.  Let's go.
- Do you still want the three dollars I owe you?
- It's not three—it's ten.
- Oh...are you...shhhuure?
- Yea, I'm sure.  What happened to you?  You were doing so good.
- The Russian broad came over—Hey!  Don't you call her Russian...she's my girlfriend.
- She's not your girlfriend.
- She wanted alcohol...sweet, maple syrup.
- Yea, did she even get any?
- I gave it to her.
- Did she get any of the alcohol?
- Oh, I gave it to her good!
- She's not good for you, Today.  I should have never given you money.  You were doing so good.
- I love you.  You're my business partner, you know that?
- Come on, let's go.
- These days, you can get breakfast all day...

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