- Tags God in—and the crowd goes wild!

- Today couldn't get there in time.

- You can't keep a man away from his own conception.

- That's right Jim, the last place Today wants to be is in a vertical suplex from God.

- Oh what he wouldn't give to be at the kitchen table with his mommy! 

- He hits the ropes—Hurricanrana!

- Today's not getting up from that!

- He's thinking about spreading some cream cheese on his toast and dipping it in his tea.

- His tea?

- 1-2-3, forget about it!

- We have new tag team champions!

- Give them the belts!