Monday, October 12, 2015

-  Seen Today around?
- (Marcy, wiping down beer mug) Not today.  Why?  You didn't let him borrow money did you?
- I gotta go.
- Where are you going?
- Isn't it obvious?  I'm going to buy some TV dinners.
- You intrigue me...
- Just living out the dream.
- You'd think you'd cut back on granular spending, seeing as how...
- I'm not that kind of man, Roxenne.
- Love how you don't say the wrong name right.
- I don't get off on the smug assurance of saving money, like other men.  No, the power of value, of a good deal—it doesn't do it for me.
- Hot.
- ... It's either that or let my mother sabotage my diet every night.  
- So arroused right now...
I mean, Mom. Then resent her for my own weaknesses—I mean, I don't think she's plotting.
- Nothing weak with what you got.
- You sexualize me.
- Uh-hmm...

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