- Hey.

- What is it?  I don't have any spare—Oh, it's you.

- Good one.  

- I know, I heard someone else say it.

- That was me.  Well, you sound cheery.

- Oh, you're right.  I think you used it on me once.

- On you it's not a joke—ohh!  Got you.

- Scum liar!

- So did you do anything to make yourself useful today?

- Funny.

- No, seriously, Today.  Remember what we said about doing something different to try to change your thought patterns?

- Well I was asked to lead a Procrastinators' meeting, but then they called and said they're going to have it later.

- Come on, you may not be your thoughts, but you'll always be your actions, Today.

- You probably read that in a book.

- I'm sure I've heard it before.

- Okay, I'll tell you.  It's not much.  I was hanging out at the local campus...

- What were you doing, absorbing the scenery?

- Eating...and checking out the girls.  I heard one guy say there's a student with assburgers or authorism who needs someone to take notes for him during class...

- Great, so you volunteered.

- No, why?  He was already doing that; I signed up for a class on campus.

- Oh, well, still...brush up on some learning...keeps you busy—what class?

- English!

- But you already know English.

- Yea, but you can get some financial aid money.  Straight up, cash.

- Jesus.

- Put some money together, and then I can open up my own hookah bar.