- Are you ready?

- No, not Today. 

- What?  But the pool's open now.

- Not today, Today.  I'm tired.

- Come on, the hardest part is the first day back.

- I'm grouchy—what's the point?  The stupid pageviews have been drying up.  

- (mutters) Quality's kind of down.

- Shut up.  I mean, why do anything?

- That's exactly why we should go.

- Oh, so I have to go to gym to get material?

- No, so you don't depend on the outside world.

- You're right, Today.  When'd you get so smart?

- Hey!

- It does kind of resemble the sensations of another pattern.  Look, I just took a nap, and I'm grouchy.

- But....what about Christina's butt?

- Let me tell you something, Christina likes her butt more than you or I.  If she catches you staring, you better be prepared to keep it up or you'll hurt her feelings.

- Oh, I wouldn't want to let her down.  So are we going?

- No.

- Why?

- Cause it's too fuckin cold.  I'm in the middle of Guadalcanal.