(ring-ring)

- Hello, you have reached Today—

- Today?

- Did it sound like a message?!

- No, I knew it was you.  

- Oh.

- Talk to me, I'm all lettered out.

- I wanted to sound professional—did I sound professional because when I record myself saying official things, I think I still sound like a kid.

- Everybody sounds different in real life than the voice in their head.

- I want to start sounding professional.

- The voice on a phone or recording is different, too.  It almost cost me our first date.

- Why?

- Cause I sounded like you.

- How?

- Like a kid.

- Hey!

- How often do you record yourself?

- Oh, I don't know.  More lately because me and my friend are starting to make plans.

- What do you mean?  Business plans?

- Yea, the checks are on their way.  He's been calling.

- You?

- No, the office to complain.  Then he calls me to keep me updated.  We've been going over some ideas.

- Tell me later, all I'm seeing is into letters today.  Did you know almost every letter in the English alphabet has a v in it?

- What do you mean?

- 7-11.  

- That's not a letter, those are numbers.

- There's a v in the 7.  And in the word, "HEALTHCARE"

- What about it?

- Lots of vs there.

- What?

- And really, Today, if you think about it, I mean really think about it, the R is a P on a stroller.

- Are you okay?

- I hope so.  I'm tired.  But you don't think that's funny?  I hope you're laughing.

- Umm—

- I don't care if you don't like my jokes just be laughing.

- If it'll make you feel better.