Friday, January 8, 2016

- This the classroom where the punching occured?  
- Huh?
- Put that away, teacher teacher.
- You a cop?  Or you just think you're better than me?
- Arose such a ladder.
- Yea, this the room.  Who you is?
- But I meant, get your hand off the other thing.
- But it's recess.
- But it's gross.
- Who you is?
- Friend of the poor punched.
- You dangerous?
- And you armed.
- Not anymore.
- How complicit.  What happened?
- (nonchalant) Unsavory man punched manbaby.
- Don't call him that.
- What happened, disgruntled complaint from the mother of the manbaby?
- I said don't call him that.
- I'll call him—
- You're slurring—I'll show you and your unsavory catfish!  (chasing teacher around like a...like a...hero...again!) God, my stomach!
- Oh, it's a hurt's nest!

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