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- So what'd you do today, Today?

- Took a shower!

- Congratulations!  How was it?

- Well, there was a lot of anxiety in the lead up but once I got in there I didn't stop until I was done.

- What do you mean?

- I didn't take any breaks.

- That's good, Today, real good.  You ready?  I should be by in a few minutes.

- Yea, but I'm going to wear my Batman shirt still.  I've been wearing it for the last few days because I got a good compliment on it the other day.

- Not in my car you're not.

- It doesn't smell!  I was at a store the other day and a guy walked passed me and smiled and said that's a nice shirt!

- Cool.

- I know, compliments are great!  Then when I was walking out he was standing outside waiting and he said, "No, really, I'm a big fan!"  He really liked my shirt!

- That motherfucker.

- What?

- He wasn't complimenting you, Today.  He was making fun of you.

- No he wasn't.  Why would he make fun of me?

- Because he thinks he's a genius.

- What do you mean?

- Because so many people wear the shirt—he was saying you're the actual Batman.

- What?  

- He doesn't like that everyone wears that shirt and it allows him to be witty at your expense.

- But I like Batman.

- Not to mention he doesn't know why you chose what you're wearing or maybe your brother worked on the set and gave you a gift.

- I don't have a brother.

- Or maybe you are Batman!

- I'm not Batman.  I like Batman.

- Maybe you are a type of Batman...or Peter Pan, man!

- What are you talking about?

- Nevermind.  Get ready.  That bastard...