- Come in.
- (audience cheering) What's up, soda pop? You working on your downnod?
- Hey Today.
- Jeez, what'd you do to this place...?
- Yea yea...
- You off and went and killed it.
- You picking up new lingo from class again?
- Look at all the missing dates...
- Today!
- Okay, okay.
- You bring the paint?
- Uh-huh, pink and black attack right here.
- (laughs) Reminds of me Bret Hart.
- I liked it pink, though.
- We can't have it both ways--it's a tough thing to learn.
- Well I bought the pink one, too...just in case.
- (laughs) Why, for next year? What is that? Is that a--
- It's a boombox!
- You bought a boombox?
- (radio station playing) It's an antique.
- Checks come in, I take it?
- Uh-huh.
- Well, it is a classic.
- During break, me and my friend go to our spot and turn it on to watch the girls walk by.
- (station playing)
"Called you up in the middle of the night..."
- (Today, continuing) You like?
- I like this song. Come on, let's start with the background.
- Back to black.
- Yep, back to our roots.
- It's a pretty big wall.
- You should see the one I did before you came. Okay, I'll do the text and link colors; I got the code written down somewhere. You mind turning that down a little?
- Wait, it's that Arabian guy who sells Armani suits for real cheap!
- How do you know he's Arabian?
- (station playing)
"You like wool? I have it!"
- He's definitely some kind of Middle Eastern. Hey, Today...
- (Today, singing) Runaway train never...
- Today!
- Yea, what is it?
- You gotta help with this wall.
- But it's so long.
- (laughs) It's like a scroll, isn't it? It's okay, I can handle it. It should keep me busy.
- What do you want me to do?
- Figure out how I can carry my blog around with me again.
- What?
- Nothing. Just be my friend, playa.
- Oh, I got you.
- And don't talk like your friend.
- Do you remember the music video for that song? It was all pictures of missing children. Like from milk cartons. That was really thoughtful. I like this band.
- I think it may have been ones who were never found.
- Oh.
- Maybe dead children. That aspect really scared me when we moved here. Here, open up the black paint...
- Well now the song is depressing.
- Sorry to dampen your mood. I may not be accurate though.
- Here.
- Got it?
- Yea.
- Okay, hold the ladder while I climb up.
- Okay--hey, listen to this guy! I'm going to turn it up.
- (falling) Today!
- (station playing)
Chuck here from Chuck Here Loaning You Money. Listen, do you need money? I can help you. It's no problem. I got it. I'll loan it out to you. I don't care what it's for. You come to me, and I'll give it to you. It's that simple, and you do what you gotta do. All you need to do is, return it to me at a date and time I set, with my end on top. It's that simple. My end always has to be on top. But you pay that back! You pay it...or I'll break off your bones. You gotta pay... Look, I want to help you. You don't play with me, and I don't play with you. You need money to make a problem go away? You come to me. But don't get smart about it, or I'll hurt your feelings. Yea, I've been in the can. What of it? Where do you think I got this attitude? I get things done, and I can make your problem go away. But don't you duck me—Hey, you don't duck me. I'll break off your bill and hand it to you. Next time I'll hand it to your mother—What do you mean it doesn't make sense? Of course it makes sense. You, I'll deal with you later. Listen, you call me. But don't make me have to come looking for you, or it won't be good for you. You can't duck nobody in the can. I have a lot of memories in my dreams. I'm getting old. Listen, you call me. That's 866-213, 5...467. Extension 221. That's 866-213—What do you mean? I'm not done with my script, you cocks—
- (audience cheering) What's up, soda pop? You working on your downnod?
- Hey Today.
- Jeez, what'd you do to this place...?
- Yea yea...
- You off and went and killed it.
- You picking up new lingo from class again?
- Look at all the missing dates...
- Today!
- Okay, okay.
- You bring the paint?
- Uh-huh, pink and black attack right here.
- (laughs) Reminds of me Bret Hart.
- I liked it pink, though.
- We can't have it both ways--it's a tough thing to learn.
- Well I bought the pink one, too...just in case.
- (laughs) Why, for next year? What is that? Is that a--
- It's a boombox!
- You bought a boombox?
- (radio station playing) It's an antique.
- Checks come in, I take it?
- Uh-huh.
- Well, it is a classic.
- During break, me and my friend go to our spot and turn it on to watch the girls walk by.
- (station playing)
"Called you up in the middle of the night..."
- (Today, continuing) You like?
- I like this song. Come on, let's start with the background.
- Back to black.
- Yep, back to our roots.
- It's a pretty big wall.
- You should see the one I did before you came. Okay, I'll do the text and link colors; I got the code written down somewhere. You mind turning that down a little?
- Wait, it's that Arabian guy who sells Armani suits for real cheap!
- How do you know he's Arabian?
- (station playing)
"You like wool? I have it!"
- He's definitely some kind of Middle Eastern. Hey, Today...
- (Today, singing) Runaway train never...
- Today!
- Yea, what is it?
- You gotta help with this wall.
- But it's so long.
- (laughs) It's like a scroll, isn't it? It's okay, I can handle it. It should keep me busy.
- What do you want me to do?
- Figure out how I can carry my blog around with me again.
- What?
- Nothing. Just be my friend, playa.
- Oh, I got you.
- And don't talk like your friend.
- Do you remember the music video for that song? It was all pictures of missing children. Like from milk cartons. That was really thoughtful. I like this band.
- I think it may have been ones who were never found.
- Oh.
- Maybe dead children. That aspect really scared me when we moved here. Here, open up the black paint...
- Well now the song is depressing.
- Sorry to dampen your mood. I may not be accurate though.
- Here.
- Got it?
- Yea.
- Okay, hold the ladder while I climb up.
- Okay--hey, listen to this guy! I'm going to turn it up.
- (falling) Today!
- (station playing)
Chuck here from Chuck Here Loaning You Money. Listen, do you need money? I can help you. It's no problem. I got it. I'll loan it out to you. I don't care what it's for. You come to me, and I'll give it to you. It's that simple, and you do what you gotta do. All you need to do is, return it to me at a date and time I set, with my end on top. It's that simple. My end always has to be on top. But you pay that back! You pay it...or I'll break off your bones. You gotta pay... Look, I want to help you. You don't play with me, and I don't play with you. You need money to make a problem go away? You come to me. But don't get smart about it, or I'll hurt your feelings. Yea, I've been in the can. What of it? Where do you think I got this attitude? I get things done, and I can make your problem go away. But don't you duck me—Hey, you don't duck me. I'll break off your bill and hand it to you. Next time I'll hand it to your mother—What do you mean it doesn't make sense? Of course it makes sense. You, I'll deal with you later. Listen, you call me. But don't make me have to come looking for you, or it won't be good for you. You can't duck nobody in the can. I have a lot of memories in my dreams. I'm getting old. Listen, you call me. That's 866-213, 5...467. Extension 221. That's 866-213—What do you mean? I'm not done with my script, you cocks—
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