- (Today's voicemail) Hi, you have reached Today. For a business call, please--
- Goddammit. (pressing 1)
- (tone)
- Jesus Christ, Today, pick up. I know you're doing it so someone hears your stupid message. Now's not the time. I'm going to call you back, make sure you pick up.
- (Today's voicemail) Hi, you have reached--
- Argh! (pressing 1)
- (tone)
- I'm going to kill you, Today. All right listen, I need you to log into my account and make a post for me. I forgot about today's deadline I was caught up arguing with that Poncho--I hate that guy! That should be our new catchphrase for him, I hate that guy! That I forgot about--God, I should have never sol--errgh teach me lessons, will you life? I need you to log in and say everything is kool and the gang--that's a reference! Ah, no time! Idiot! I was running my mouth with the last post again trying to apologize for really running my mouth and I don't know if I'm really one of those people incapable of being honest, ever! With myself, in here--I don't know! Well, don't tell 'em all that just let 'em know we're doing something wholesome. I had to ditch the meeting and go back for the 11;30. Don't tell 'em we're going to the stupid group again, though--ah, not a looker in the bunch. Don't say that part either, babe might be reading. Just say we're doing something respectable, like a congressional caucus meeting, or dinner or something. Emphasize caucus. No, that might sound gay. Just say something cool. Don't mess with my posts though, no selfies, or I'll really kill you. Hey, I finally have a decent selfie and I can't post it anywhere! It's the one with the beanie. I sent it to my mom in case something happens she should...eh, nevermind. Oh, and talk about milk. It'll feed into yesterday's and touch up on a smaller one from in the ground. I think my subconscious is at it once more, Today. I might be a genius again, Today! Surely above-average. Oh I'll kill the people who think I'm dumb with my brainthoughts. I gotta go I gotta pray for humility. Hope you're okay, by the way...don't embarrass me, kill you. love you bye
- (Today's voicemail) Hi, you have--
- (tone)
- Oh and say, "All life is precious until dinner time." I heard that come out of one of Eugene's ramblings again earlier.
bsides and rarities,
- Goddammit. (pressing 1)
- (tone)
- Jesus Christ, Today, pick up. I know you're doing it so someone hears your stupid message. Now's not the time. I'm going to call you back, make sure you pick up.
- (Today's voicemail) Hi, you have reached--
- Argh! (pressing 1)
- (tone)
- I'm going to kill you, Today. All right listen, I need you to log into my account and make a post for me. I forgot about today's deadline I was caught up arguing with that Poncho--I hate that guy! That should be our new catchphrase for him, I hate that guy! That I forgot about--God, I should have never sol--errgh teach me lessons, will you life? I need you to log in and say everything is kool and the gang--that's a reference! Ah, no time! Idiot! I was running my mouth with the last post again trying to apologize for really running my mouth and I don't know if I'm really one of those people incapable of being honest, ever! With myself, in here--I don't know! Well, don't tell 'em all that just let 'em know we're doing something wholesome. I had to ditch the meeting and go back for the 11;30. Don't tell 'em we're going to the stupid group again, though--ah, not a looker in the bunch. Don't say that part either, babe might be reading. Just say we're doing something respectable, like a congressional caucus meeting, or dinner or something. Emphasize caucus. No, that might sound gay. Just say something cool. Don't mess with my posts though, no selfies, or I'll really kill you. Hey, I finally have a decent selfie and I can't post it anywhere! It's the one with the beanie. I sent it to my mom in case something happens she should...eh, nevermind. Oh, and talk about milk. It'll feed into yesterday's and touch up on a smaller one from in the ground. I think my subconscious is at it once more, Today. I might be a genius again, Today! Surely above-average. Oh I'll kill the people who think I'm dumb with my brainthoughts. I gotta go I gotta pray for humility. Hope you're okay, by the way...don't embarrass me, kill you. love you bye
- (Today's voicemail) Hi, you have--
- (tone)
- Oh and say, "All life is precious until dinner time." I heard that come out of one of Eugene's ramblings again earlier.
bsides and rarities,
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