- What do you want, Poncho?
- A burger, man.  Get me a burger.
- You got any money--
- A Whopper, man.  Get me a Whopper.
- You got the money?
- What kind of question is that?  You suck, man I'm being abrasive of course I ain't got the flow.  It's a character trait.
- What is?
- That you suck, man.  Get me the Whopper, man.  Get that for me.
- (aside) Yea, one Whopper Jr.
- Junior?
- (aside) No, no cheese.
- No cheese?
-(aside) My man farts a lot.
- Nah, can't happening.  Get the cheese, man.  Get that for me.
- Well, I'm the one paying for it.
- As it should be, my friend--like, eat it you fat cow.
- I thought you were going to eat it?
- What!  You fucking up, man.  You fucking up character development.
- (phone rings)
- (Poncho continuing) Who's that!
- I sure hope it's not another new abrasive character...
- Shut up, man.
- (on the cord) Hello?
- (Today) What's up, soda pop?
- Today!
- (Today) Do you know any prime real estate?
- I love you Today!  I'm hanging with a real...low-brow.
- (Poncho) Man, where my bun at?  Can't happening I wait this long.
- (on the cord) I want to be with you.
- (Poncho) You been watching too man Richard Gere movies.  Who's that?
- It's Today.
- Man, I'll iron that fool.