- Hi! Nice sweater!
- Oh, thanks, Today.
- What's wrong?
- Eh, I don't really know.  Can't tell what's a realization or another circular thought.  Thanks for the compliment, though.  Thought if I wore it it might make me feel better.
- Did it?
- Do I sound cheery, Gilbert?
- You're such a tortured artist!
- Shut up, Today.
- OMG!  Is that the sweater plastered all over the news?
- Did you just say OMG?
- You're the one they're looking for on the news!
- What?
- Oh, it was a massacre.  Women were sprawled all over the floor.
- Oh my god.
- All across the county!  The fire department had to hose 'em back to life, I read.
- LOL.
- They had to print the paper every hour today.
- Moment by moment, huh?   You know what, Today? (soft sitcom piano music)
- Huh?
- I didn't want to say anything, because I'm so sad and humble...and golden right now..,
- Yes...?
- But I did notice, ever since I've started wearing my sweaters, it's been raining a lot more.