- I told you those coupons were dangerous, Today.
- I dream of burgers...
- It's a slippery slope the 2 for 1.
- And Patton...
- You dreamt of General Patton?
- No, Patton Oswalt.
- The little guy from Big Fan?
- Yea, I think he found his way in.
- Why were you dreaming of him?
- I was sitting indian style in the middle of his kitchen and he was sitting on the counter.
- What happened?
- I don't know, I had two frozen patties and I was opening up a small white old decrepit stove to cook them for us, but one of the patties looked more like a crooked chunk of meatloaf-like and I was trying to tell him that, but he was getting annoyed at me...it would fall apart in the stove I tried to tell him but he didn't want to hear it. He was arguing with his mom and his sister, and I think I may have had one more patty stuck on there, parts of it would break off, and I tried to ask him if they wanted the other but there was only three and he didn't want to hear it.
- I had one about a city--an old English man and his daughter and their life and fascination with Liverpool.
- The city?
- Well, it took place in the city, but it was more about their lives. The story centered around how everyone adored the football team--you think it's because of Jurgen Klopp?
- I'm not sure.
- Anyway, the team kept losing and the father and daughter were going through hard times and it seemed the daughter was irked by her father or his suffering, and she yelled at him. She said in her accent, "Don't you tell me about no Liverpooool!"
- Dreams are weird.
- Well, they say dreams are the garbage can of the mind, but I like to believe sometimes there's more. I mean, I was checking sports summaries that day, but I do that with a lot of teams, you know?
- I liked your Jurgen Klopp phase.
- Well, it was more relieving to make funny rants. A small percentage of a calm that came with the comedy. I gotta get going, Today. Easy up on the belly.
- I know. I've started feeling slight pangs on my right side throughout the day. I thought it might be cancer starting. After that, I felt it more. Now I'm scared.
- If you were in a war, you'd be thinking you just got shot the whole time.
- I dream of burgers...
- It's a slippery slope the 2 for 1.
- And Patton...
- You dreamt of General Patton?
- No, Patton Oswalt.
- The little guy from Big Fan?
- Yea, I think he found his way in.
- Why were you dreaming of him?
- I was sitting indian style in the middle of his kitchen and he was sitting on the counter.
- What happened?
- I don't know, I had two frozen patties and I was opening up a small white old decrepit stove to cook them for us, but one of the patties looked more like a crooked chunk of meatloaf-like and I was trying to tell him that, but he was getting annoyed at me...it would fall apart in the stove I tried to tell him but he didn't want to hear it. He was arguing with his mom and his sister, and I think I may have had one more patty stuck on there, parts of it would break off, and I tried to ask him if they wanted the other but there was only three and he didn't want to hear it.
- I had one about a city--an old English man and his daughter and their life and fascination with Liverpool.
- The city?
- Well, it took place in the city, but it was more about their lives. The story centered around how everyone adored the football team--you think it's because of Jurgen Klopp?
- I'm not sure.
- Anyway, the team kept losing and the father and daughter were going through hard times and it seemed the daughter was irked by her father or his suffering, and she yelled at him. She said in her accent, "Don't you tell me about no Liverpooool!"
- Dreams are weird.
- Well, they say dreams are the garbage can of the mind, but I like to believe sometimes there's more. I mean, I was checking sports summaries that day, but I do that with a lot of teams, you know?
- I liked your Jurgen Klopp phase.
- Well, it was more relieving to make funny rants. A small percentage of a calm that came with the comedy. I gotta get going, Today. Easy up on the belly.
- I know. I've started feeling slight pangs on my right side throughout the day. I thought it might be cancer starting. After that, I felt it more. Now I'm scared.
- If you were in a war, you'd be thinking you just got shot the whole time.
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