(this is just a save the date in case I can't get to it in time)

Ok, real quick...let's see, all right all right.  Okay, I'm ready--
- You ready?
Will you shut up I just said I'm ready!

(ring-ring)

- Ahoy-hoy!
- Today?
- Could there be any other way?  What do you think of my catchphrase?
- What's that noise?  Are you driving?
- I'm with my friend.  He's driving.  We're listening to Forensic Files.
- (background) "Gay divorcee Louise Van Houten was cheating on her boyfriend Gyro, with his best friend, Yiro..."
- What are you doing, Today?
- We're going to the mall.  My friend's going to help me get a credit card!  What are you doing?
- Trying to figure out why you wouldn't do it on a computer...
- (aside) Or do you think my catchphrase should be, Could there be any other day, Apo?