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- You're losing me.
- Sorry, Today.
- Talk to me.
- No.
- Why not?
- I don't really know.
- You're such an existentialist!
- I don't feel as honest anymore*
- You let the days go by.
- Shut up, Today.  I'm not going to sit here and interview myself—I got facebook now!
- Remember what happened last time?
- Yea, Side One of Led Zeppelin Four.
- That's not the real issue—you haven't been—
- Shut up, I don't need you anymore, I think I just got a like.
- You're not yourself anymore.
- What if then it turns out I'm not the person I was trying to be*
- (Poncho) How cute, he's interviewing himself.
- Shut up, Poncho.  God, I hate that guy!
- What happened to God?
- I dunno, I kind of slide by the day acknowldging him, I'm not going to ask him—There's nothing going on!  I've just been watching a lot of The First 48 Hours.  Why don't those guys just say "Lawyer?"

- (Poncho) Or insurance.

- This one guy—he was a character—he tells the officer, that after he killed the third person, he told himself he was done killing people and from now on he was going to concentrate on his acting career.  Priceless.  He gave them such a confession that he thought afterwards he was going to be let go.

- I know, I've learned a lot from that show, too.  It takes me eight hours to order a coffee!
- Blog's taken a hit all around again.
- (Poncho) You just don't got no material that make you look good.  Material suffers if y'all lack integrity.
- Fuck off, Poncho. It's a great reason to drink.
- Maybe it's the exercise you lost, the exercise of it, I mean.
- Maybe, Today.
- (Poncho) Pass me the wine.
- Okay then, Poncho, let me ask you this, how is it so different from the last time?  It's self preservation, at least.  Maybe I'm being cynical, but it'll make me less of a fool.
- What?
- Huh?
- I dunno...I got nothing but reruns!  I'm going to post another one on fb, I'm addicted to validation.l
- (Poncho) Let me tell you something, you thought you was going to get a present.
- I don't need no present.
- (Poncho) But you couldn't even look presentable for April.
- Yea. So!  I'm my own elected boss!  No delegates are going to—
- (Poncho) So now you gotta put up your front.
- It's my blog, I can do whatever I want.
- (Poncho) You been saying that your whole life.
- That's so cute, he has.
- (Poncho) Shut up, Today.
- Don't talk to him like that.
- I lie his stuff!  I like reading it on facebook.
- You have a facebook, Today?
- No, I just stop by to check yours, I know how it makes you feel.
- Sometimes I get drunk and start deleting people.
- (Poncho) Social networker.

*guilty conscience followed by no writing, then karma