Can't find a channel to watch my beloved Steelers play ball.  What is this?  What is this?  The Chargers?  The Rams?  What a country!  What a country—can't even watch your team play over a cold domestic one!  Let me tell you something, I was watching my Steelers play before those Rams were playing in Los Angeles.  What?  Pittsburgh was on Eastern time.  Aw, easternct.  Don't think like that.  Eastern, like Asian.  Eurasian?  Ah! that doesn't even sound hot.