- Hey you're not watching.

- Hold on.

- No you're not.

- What?

- Fuck, he skipped a line.

- Did you just cuss?

- Oh...Hey you're not watching!

- Yea I am.

- No you're not.

- Hold on.

- What are you doing?

- I just gotta finish up; it's timed.

- What are you doing?

- Hold on, Today.

- What's the rubber band for?  You gonna play cat's cradle?  

- No, it's an experiment.

- What do you mean?

- I mean you're gay.

- That's not very nice.

- Then stop bothering me—I'm playing chess.

- Are you winning?

- No.

- Use the Russian opening.

- (whispers) fucker

- Jazz vin duh game!  Jazz vin duh game Screechmavich—

- Today!

- What?!

- Fuck! 

- Sorry.

- (mutters) I suck at chess. 

- Did I make you lose?

- No you made me lose.

- You should have used the Russian opening.

- Yea?  What's the Russian opening?

- You should have used the Russian opening—Where are you going?

- Get something to eat.

- You want me to pause it?

- No, that's all right.

- You don't think it's funny?

- It is.  I'm just grabbing something to eat.

- Then I'll pause it.

- You don't have to pause it.  I want some mac and cheese.

- Why don't you want me to pause it?

- Today, it's not like I'm going to the store.

- Yea, but you gotta measure the butter and milk.

- No I don't—

- Just boiling the water and stirring, you have to stand there—you're going to miss all the jokes.

- I can still hear it.  

- You gotta stir the whole time.

- So then just watch it.

- Oh, I've already seen it four times.  

- You've already seen it four times?

- Uh-huh, I know all the nuances.

- You know all the nuances?

- Are you messing with me?

- No I'm messing with you.

- What are you doing?

- Boiling water.