- I've lost seven in a row...should have stopped at five.

- Lucky number seven.

- Here's hoping.  My rating plummeted.  I didn't think I would go down anymore.

- What's that?

- Nothing.  What are you doing?  You getting the mac and cheese?

- Yea, I'm not going to heat it up though.  I like it as it is, clumped together—

- Don't eat out of the pan.

- Why not, you said it was all for me.

- No, I didn't.

- You want some?

- No, and what's it matter?  Why don't you—

- It's more homely like this—

- Make a plate like a normal person.

- You sound like my mother—Hey, what's a boil?

- What do you mean?

- Well, in the Simpsons, Homer asked Marge if he had a pimple or a boil.

- What?  

- And I always wondered what a boil could be.

- I don't know.

- I got this thing behind my ear, I can't see it or pop it.

- I hate those.

- Do you think that's a boil?

- I don't know Today.

- Look it up.

- No.  Come sit down.

- Look it up.  You can take a break from losing.

- Come sit down, Today, before we pop the air out of this thing.

- What's that?

- Hurry up, it's not going anywhere.

- Didn't you pause it?

- The movie?

- What's that?

- Today!  It's already long as it is.