- Let's check the news.

- I don't know if I want to be in the same room with you while the news is on.  They might tell you to cover up at least.

- Shut up, Today.

- Catchphrase!

- (TV) Hey, where'd you put the Reeses, can I have some pieces?  

- Turn it down, the music's annoying.

- The song's catchy.

- No, it's not.

- Give it a minute...

- What?  Oh...I see.  

- Yea.

- Now it's catchy.  Someone in marketing just got a promotion.

- (aside) How come you get to say all the clever lines?

- (aside) Stop bickering, Today.

- (aside) I want to say that line.

- (aside) Forget it.

- (aside) That was my line and you know it.  That was the natural progression, go back and re—

- (aside) Oh shut up!

- (aside) It was!

- (aside) It sounded better coming from me, you understand.

- (aside) Nonsense!

- (aside) Nonsense?  Why all this now?  Look, Today, we really don't have time for this—I mean, way to pick a time, really.  But you've said some good things too, you're not just catchphrases.

- (aside) What's wrong with Pygmalion starting a decent life?

- (aside) Ata boy.

- Okay, it's on, close your eyes.

- Shut up.

- You can open them—it's not the weather.

- Well, who's the anchor?

- Wait a minute...

- What...

- I can't believe it...

- What is it?

- ...

- Today?

- Shush.

- What is it?

- That's my teacher!

- Who is?

- The guy on the news!