- That was a funny joke; she should have laughed more.

- It was.

- I better go tell her.

- Let it go, Today.  We already got our food...and I'm hungry.  

- Probably flirty with the cook—What's she doing with hamburgers when she's got prime rib right here?

- There's a table.  Come on.

- All right.

- So this is your campus, huh?

- Lots of girls!  

- Pray they have a sense of humor.

- Uh-oh, that guy's going to want to say hi.  Introduce yourself first so he can give you his name.  I've already gone a few exchanges to ask him his name now—better yet, let's go back around the other way.

- Just sit down.

- Okay, I'll have my back to him.  But if he comes around, you throw your name out before he talks to me.

- Why don't you just call him Playa.

- I'll figure it out while we eat...

- This looks really good.

- One of these days he's going to test me, I just know it...

- I think it's a pretty smart choice.

- Prolly just avoid him from now on...

- What were you talking about?  I wasn't listening...protein on my mind.

- Hey, I'm going to get a membership to the gym.  I took a tour of the place.

- Take advantage of the guest pass, Today.  You do it a couple times, and you can go with the momentum of a routine.  The hardest part is the anxiety before taking action, or in your case, the laziness.

- Oh, I'm going to take action—the tour girl told me they have financial aid available.

- For the gym?  

- Yea, I'm being real coy with her when it comes to fees because I want that money, but she's hot, too—so I don't want her to know I'm a freeloader.

- The gym's not going to give you money.

- Why not?  The school did.

- You gonna study, Workin' out?  The gym's a business—well, so is the school, but they mean a lighter payment plan for the poor.

- So how can I get them to think I'm poor—

- And the girl to think you don't live with your parents?

- Exactly.

- Why don't you ask your classmate?  The upstart.

- Oh that guy's making moves.  He's always got his ear to the street.

- You've had your ear to the street, too, lots of times.  Remember when I had to take you home?  Hey!  Sign up for the gym before you don't know what else to do with your hard earned money.

- All right, all right.

- And I'll go with you on your guest pass to get you into the habit, you know, sooner better than later.

- All right, I will...I got some homework to do tonight.  I want to keep up with this grandma for teacher's favor.

- Guess what?

- You have a plan.

- Oh, right, the fuckin' plan...

- What?

- Nothing, talking into air.

- What was it, your plan?

- Stop saying Plan—I can't work under these deadlines and parameters!

- What?

- Nothing, talking into air again... All right, you're free on Sunday?

- Yea.

- Nothing better to do with your time?

- I got some reading to do.

- Are you going to do it?

- I'll probably just think about myself.

- And you want to pay me back?

- Oh, definitely.  I'll do better than—Wait...you sly dog, I know what you're thinking!

- I don't think you do...