- Change the channel.

- What?  Why?  Their about to see their first house together.

- I'm not feeling it.

- It's the spring of their new lives.  It's cute.    

- Just change it, Today.

- They're not going to start having sex right away, if that's what—I'm sure they've already—

- Will you change it!

- Okay, okay.  

- Sorry...

- It wasn't a sex movie.  The realtor wasn't hot or anything. 

- I wasn't thinking of sex. 

- There were no beds or sheets.  Nothing to lie—

- I get it.

- She looked like Sunday.

- I'm just being stupid...pointless self-pity.

- You don't like to see romance?

- I don't want to think about their—I dunno, guess I'm still just thinking about myself.

- You know, this guy told me to look into real estate classes.  

- You going to be flipping houses now?

- Maybe we can open up an office together, you know, get in on the housing boom.

- What about Best Hookah Bar?

- Why are you making fun of my dream?  It's better to be ambitious than in pity.

- I'm not making fun of you; you're my gem.  Let's go look at the housing boom downtown before I get too in on myself.