- Make your move.

- I did.

- That was my move—Why are you smiling like that?  Make your move!

- Is it flustering you?

- No.

- Beguiling you?

- No.

- Come on, guy.

- Make your move!

- Okay, this is my move.

- I know what you're doing.

- I'm intimidating you.

- You've been smiling the whole game because you want me to think you're some precocious chess genius—

- Ummhmm.

- But I'm taking all your pieces—it doesn't work that way, Today.  When's your grand plan gonna come to fruition? 

- You ate my horse!

- I'm killing you, Today.  This is such a great day!