- (Today approaching)
Hey it's yo boy, Lil' Bra Trublezume comin' at cha' like the grillz of a Cadillac. But we be much serious today, cause this here something close to my heart: Does you, or anyone you know suffer from Bullying? Or let me give it to you straight: Does one of your boys think it's cool to engage in Bullying? Ain't nothin' baller about flicking the ear of another playa then watching him jump off a building because of the constant flickering. That shit hurts! Let me asks you a 2uestion! Do you like pinpricks? Do you like it when someone taps your shoulder, soft and slow, constant, continuously, second after second, minute after minute, hour by hour, day after day, week after week and months at a time? That shit will drive you mad! Turn a sweet soul into cold. Let me hear you say pinprick! (aside) Oh, this ain't live? Anyway, kidz, it ain't so cool when you get a shout-out in a suicide note, cause then someone else is going to bully you, your heart! And that's yo boy, Lil' Bra Trublezume.
- God that's an old PSA.
- It's a cassette tape of a bug.
- I can't believe you brought your boombox.
- Yea, I'm going to carry it over my shoulder. I saw someone do it in a movie.
- We're not going to Venice Beach.
- Where we going?
- There's a bike trail by the river.
- The world famous LA River?
- And how are you going to carry that while we're riding our bikes?
- I'll steer with one hand.
- You can barely walk with two legs. Here, we'll put it in my basket, I guess. I'll ride soft.
- We have a cool bikes.
- Yea, mine's my sister's and yours--hey you wearing that yellow Minions beanie on purpose?
- Uh-huh, it matches my bike. We look great together.
- I think so, too, Today.
- So where does the trail go?
- I don't know, it goes a long way. It might even go down to Long Beach.
- That's way far!
- We're not going to do it all; we'll take breaks, too. You see some cool stuff along the way, the wildlife--and some people have made homes in the river.
- Wow, river people?
- Yea, there's little...well, I guess, communities in between the plants and trees. One of the tents I saw even has a guard dog. Imagine sleeping there at night with no lights?
- What if a horse falls into the river?
- As dumb as that sounds, I've wondered that before myself, pretty recently. I reported it, and that the support underneath the bridge was tenuous because the shaking shocked my senses.
- Are we going to come back here when you start up brownpaperbag again?
- I don't know if they want to be bothered. But if you want, we can ask one day, or if we come across someone on the trail. Some are usually up and around trimming the fences and sweeping...
- They're gardening.
- Maybe collecting things they need. Yea, Today, they're gardening. Let's get going.
- Okay.
- (riding) Hey, Today.
- Yea?
- Let me ask you something.
- What is it?
- Do you think I'm racist?
- If you think you're racist, most of the commercials during the OJ movie are liquor commercials.
- What kind?
- Whiskey, brandy.
- Lawyers and judges look beautiful in their offices with their classy glass set up though. You make me feel so good about myself with your assertions, Today!
Hey it's yo boy, Lil' Bra Trublezume comin' at cha' like the grillz of a Cadillac. But we be much serious today, cause this here something close to my heart: Does you, or anyone you know suffer from Bullying? Or let me give it to you straight: Does one of your boys think it's cool to engage in Bullying? Ain't nothin' baller about flicking the ear of another playa then watching him jump off a building because of the constant flickering. That shit hurts! Let me asks you a 2uestion! Do you like pinpricks? Do you like it when someone taps your shoulder, soft and slow, constant, continuously, second after second, minute after minute, hour by hour, day after day, week after week and months at a time? That shit will drive you mad! Turn a sweet soul into cold. Let me hear you say pinprick! (aside) Oh, this ain't live? Anyway, kidz, it ain't so cool when you get a shout-out in a suicide note, cause then someone else is going to bully you, your heart! And that's yo boy, Lil' Bra Trublezume.
- God that's an old PSA.
- It's a cassette tape of a bug.
- I can't believe you brought your boombox.
- Yea, I'm going to carry it over my shoulder. I saw someone do it in a movie.
- We're not going to Venice Beach.
- Where we going?
- There's a bike trail by the river.
- The world famous LA River?
- And how are you going to carry that while we're riding our bikes?
- I'll steer with one hand.
- You can barely walk with two legs. Here, we'll put it in my basket, I guess. I'll ride soft.
- We have a cool bikes.
- Yea, mine's my sister's and yours--hey you wearing that yellow Minions beanie on purpose?
- Uh-huh, it matches my bike. We look great together.
- I think so, too, Today.
- So where does the trail go?
- I don't know, it goes a long way. It might even go down to Long Beach.
- That's way far!
- We're not going to do it all; we'll take breaks, too. You see some cool stuff along the way, the wildlife--and some people have made homes in the river.
- Wow, river people?
- Yea, there's little...well, I guess, communities in between the plants and trees. One of the tents I saw even has a guard dog. Imagine sleeping there at night with no lights?
- What if a horse falls into the river?
- As dumb as that sounds, I've wondered that before myself, pretty recently. I reported it, and that the support underneath the bridge was tenuous because the shaking shocked my senses.
- Are we going to come back here when you start up brownpaperbag again?
- I don't know if they want to be bothered. But if you want, we can ask one day, or if we come across someone on the trail. Some are usually up and around trimming the fences and sweeping...
- They're gardening.
- Maybe collecting things they need. Yea, Today, they're gardening. Let's get going.
- Okay.
- (riding) Hey, Today.
- Yea?
- Let me ask you something.
- What is it?
- Do you think I'm racist?
- If you think you're racist, most of the commercials during the OJ movie are liquor commercials.
- What kind?
- Whiskey, brandy.
- Lawyers and judges look beautiful in their offices with their classy glass set up though. You make me feel so good about myself with your assertions, Today!

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