Wednesday, February 17, 2016

- You missed a spot.
- I ain't missing it; it's missing me.
- That's the attitude.
- I just have to rejuice my brush.
- You know, Today, when I see a missing spot, you know what I want to do?
- Take care of it?
- I want to paint it black.
- Back to black.
- Oh!  Two classics, and Today with the alley-oop.
- We make a great team.  Let me know when you're not tired anymore.
- You have a strong work ethic, Today.  So what were you doing while I was away?  You putting your gym membership to use?
- Yea, I have.  I've been using the dumbbells for my biceps.
- What's your routine?
- Just dumbbells.
- You just go in and do your biceps?
- I do a lot of them though.
- At least you're consistent.  Shit, at least you're going.  Look at this.  The doctor said it's a burrito.
- You want to go together?  It's lonely without you.
- You don't see Christina's butt?
- I don't want to go to the pool without you.  Seeing the blue line makes me sad.
- I know; I should start too.  That's why I'm eating like a madman again.  My brain's caught on, the bastard.  It's like a kid who knows a dentist appointment's coming up.
- I've been going to the park with my friend.
- You guys ride bikes together?  I'm getting jealous.
- Well the first time he invited me, I met them there and I rode my bike.
- What do you mean, invited?
- To meet his other friends.  We talk business.  He said he would pick me up and take me there from now on.  Each of his friends come with their cars.
- You guys barbeque or something?  Brown bag it?
- No, we stand by our cars.
- I miss my Sundays.  Get that edge right there (stumbles)
- What happened?
- Tripped over a cord.

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