- Fuck you, Poncho.
- (Poncho) Nah, can't happening, how's about you--
- No, fuck you!
- (Today) Guys!  Guys!
- (Poncho) Fuck me, huh?
- (Today) Look at how many times you're using that word!
- No, don't fuck you--fuck you!
- How you gonna start talkin'--
- (Today) Settle down, guys, please!
- (Poncho) Got Today acting all scared and shit.
- That's cause you need to be settled.
- (Today) What's happening?
- So you like to make things difficult for others, huh?
- (Poncho) F you, goober.  I make life too difficult for others.
- (Today) Why?
- (Poncho) I walk in the bicycle lane.
- (Today) On our bike route?
- (Poncho) On purpose.
- He's the one what's been walking on our bike route that gives us smug looks when we should run him over, Today.
- (Today) Why you gotta act like that, Poncho?
- (Poncho) Cause it feels good!
- Good, or too good?
- (Poncho) It makes my heart feel good!
- Someone's gotta straighten you out.
- (Poncho) You ain't no one.
- I'm that someone.
- (Poncho) You ain't no one.
- (Today) He is someone!
- Thanks, Today...but I think he means I ain't no, one.
- (Poncho) Love being confusing and difficult!
- (Today) What does he mean?
- He means he's a bitch.
- (Poncho) Means you ain't at one, bitch.
- Oh yea?  You love being confusing, huh?
- (Poncho) And difficult.  Feels my heart with joy.
- You need to be straightened out, is what you need coming to you.
- (Poncho) Yea?  You know what?
- (Today) Who?
- Don't let him trick you, Today, What isn't a person.
- (Poncho) I'll tell you what, when I be driving in them lanes,
- Yea, you smoldering piece of resentment--
- (Poncho) I go under the limit to slow everybody else down.
- He's one of them, it's my right dudes.
- (Poncho) Everybody's gotta cut me off, else they won't get no where.
- And that does it for you?
- (Poncho, savoring) Oh, that does it for me.  It does it for me good!
- That does it! Let's settle this right now!
- (Poncho) Yea, you got your baseball cap?
- Today, get me my baseball cap.
- (Today) Check!
- You got yours?
- (Poncho) I'm gonna flip it on you.
- I'm gonna flip it on you first, you sonvabitch.
- (Poncho) Not before I go Over The Top on your ass.
- Your ass!