- I'm steaming!

- What's a matter, Today?

- Her!

- What?

- That one right there!  Her—her friend, too.  But mainly her.

- What'd she do?

- She didn't laugh at my jokes.

- So what?

- She doesn't like me—she didn't laugh at my jokes.  Someone else!  Someone else is her liking him!

- What?

- She was probably thinking of her boyfriend, that tramp—her current boyfriend.

- She could have been.

- And then all of a sudden, they don't know each other anymore. They know what each other looks like naked, but they don't know each other.

- You should arrest them.

- Let me tell you something, if she didn't laugh at my jokes, then she's stupid, she's got some feminist racist vendetta against me...

- Racist feminists, huh?

- Or she was thinking about some...some chump.

- So maybe it went over her head.

- Don't patronize me.

- So what if she wasn't listening to what you have to say.

- I don't like it.  It displeases me.

- I can tell—you went from smile to homicidal.

- If she doesn't—let me tell you something, that's why people like me...people like me write the books and people like her read them.

- Which books?

- I'm just saying.  So she can tell other people she's read this and that.

- Other guys.

- Especially other guys—why else say you do anything?  So he can fuck her!  That's why.  So she can sit at a coffee shop and hold the book over her face like a cunt.

- This is great third-date talk.  

- She's a lady on the street until she fornicates. 

- I don't want to hear this anymore.

- She wants to get gifted.

- What did we say about the ego?

- That some dogs are bitches.

- If you're going to talk like that, it does me no good to listen to you.

- Oh, so you're going to ignore me, too.

- They're not ignoring you—they're just indifferent.

- Well that's even worse!

- And her indifference could be the sea, but what does that have to do with you?

- Fuck her!

- I don't think she wants you to, buddy boy...

- Eh.

- Come on...you know, such is life.

- That's what she probably says to her French lover when she thinks about me!  He's probably not even French, but just speaks it, and that gets her—

- Hot to trot.  Let me ask you a question, do you have stuff you should be doing right now?