- This is going to be great.  Go for the crab legs!  Make sure you go for the crab legs.

- I don't like crab legs.  

- We always go for the crab legs.  You gotta go for the crab legs, or you're an idiot!

- You go with your new friends?

- Here, grab some of the crab legs.

- No.

- Yea, those guys love to eat here.  Who wouldn't?  Hey, after the crab legs—you didn't get any crab legs?

- You're an idiot, Today.

- Let's go to the Mongolian grill section.  When the guy's not looking, use your hands to pack all the meat down in your bowl, so you can add more meat.

- You've been here before right?  

- Uh-huh, this is our spot.

- So haven't you figured out that it's already all-you-can-eat?  Why don't you just get another bowl after you're done?  You've already paid for that right.

- Damn right.  But it takes too long for the guy to cook everyone's food, then you gotta get in line again.  I don't want to get stuffed while waiting.

- What do you mean?

- You gotta trick your brain.

- You're learning so much in there.

- Yea, you got like 20 minutes to eat as much as you can before your brain realizes what's going on.

- That bastard!

- Don't let the waitresses see you doing it though—I mean, you can, but they give you dirty looks.

- Because of all the food that gets thrown away?  

- Yea, it's a waste of money.  

- What do they care?  They're just workers.  

- They care enough to give me dirty looks.  

- Maybe it's cause they know you're a cheapskate. 

- They're always giving me dirty looks.

- Probably cause you're not their boyfriend.  They probably just want you out for the next group.  They know at some point you can't physically fool them any longer.

- Hey, it's all-you-can-eat, not all-your body-can-take.