Sunday, November 8, 2015

- This is your plan?
- Yep.
- Looks like a rock concert.
- We're just on the outskirts.  We can't awake the heart of it.
- Why not?
- Well, for one thing, they'll probably key the car, steal what they can grab, or steal you, my precious.
- Come on, let's go to the buffet.
- There's one.  Hand it to him.
- He wants another one, for his friend he says.
- All right, fine.
- Hold on, his friend is coming.
- Yea right.
- No, he's in a wheelchair.
- Okay give it to him.  
- Do we have any vodka?  He wants vodka.
- Roll up the window.
- Can't you do it?  This isn't 1980.
- Oh, right.
- Well, are you gonna go back?
- Shut up and keep talking—there's another one.  Hey, you hungry?  Give him one, he's an active one.  That's what I like to see!
- How long do we have to do this?
- We got until 11:59 buddy.
- Oh, look at this one's eyes.
- Don't talk to him.  Just hand it.
- He said give me another one—what a jerk.
- Don't get your feelings hurt.  
- These are gonna end up traded goods, yo. 
- Probably will.
- That guy wasn't even hungry and he took it.
- You're just saying that cause you're mad at him.
- Well, he didn't look hungry—he looked possessed.
- Then he's gonna have to eat if he wants to keep up his high.  It doesn't matter right now.
- What if he's a rapist?
- It doesn't matter.
- What do you mean it doesn't matter?
- Because we gotta click Post, asshole.
- We can get a lot of desserts at the buffet.
- Then look for another one.
- Another what?  Are you mad at me?
- Another bum!
- Why?
- So you're not thinking about yourself for awhile.
- I hope it's only for a little while.
- Me too.
- There's a lot over there.  What if they try to punch me?
- Then they're definitely mad at you. 
- Are you going to give them some?
- No.
- Why?
- Cause I don't have enough material and they might scratch the car.
- You can't feed all of them.
- We're not even feeding half the ones who took the bags, brown paper bags.  
- It's a nice bag.
- It sure is, Today.  Why don't you tell us what's inside?
- We have a water, an apple, a tangerine, a pack of peanuts—this lucky one has beef jerky—
- Stumbled upon a Premium one, eh?
- ...two packs of cheese crackers, chips, a grape drink—that's pretty racist.
- The Mexicans will drink it too, it's got sugar.  We should've gotten some of those spicy chips, Fuegos, they call it.
- But you can't feed all of them.
- But we're not really doing this for them, are we?


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