(knock-knock)

- Yea, come in.

- Are you sure it'll be all right if I do?

- Will you hurry up and come in, Today?

- All right, what's up? Why'd you want to meet here?

- Need you to help me.

- Oh, back by popular demand, am I?

- Yea, some kind of demand.

- What happened?

- We gotta get this blog running again.  

- What happened to your other one?

- I got kicked out by...by some prick terrorist.

- What? How'd he kick you out?

- I don't know, he got into my account and changed the password, I think.  Then I couldn't remember the security questions cause I was—I dunno, don't ask me about computers and phones anymore.

- I'm not.

- Just don't do it...confusing myself to death.

- Okay, I'll try harder.

- I don't want you to say you'll try and then ask me about computers again...cause I won't have it.

- I'm going to make you a promise!

- Here, grab an end, wise guy.

- What we doin'?

- Isn't it obvious?

- I guess it kind of looks like a—

- We're propping up the blog.  You got it?

- I think I got it.

- Move back a little.

- Here good?

- You think so?

- I dunno.

- Prolly should take up a few more lines just to be on the safe side—keep moving back.

- You'll tell me?

- Yea, when I can see.  What have you been up to?

- You know me, without you I'm nothing.

- Every waking moment I've been asleep, too. 

- Here good?

- It's as good as it's going to get right now, I guess.

- Looks good.  What are we gonna do now?

- Lie underneath like scared little children who are afraid of the world.

- I brought some french fries.