Monday, December 14, 2015

- Leave me alone.
- You look so dreamy when you sleep.
- I said leave me alone.
- Were you dreaming of sex?
- Let me sleep.
- Or were you dreaming of marriage?
- I was dreaming of others getting married.
- I got some food for us...
- Oh?
- While you were asleep.  I gathered some twigs and berries.
- Food's the only thing that—Wait a minute, these are twigs and berries.
- I know; we're living the outlaw life.
- We're not eating twigs and berries, Today.
- I was hunter gathering while you were dreaming of marriage.  Here, have a dried mulberry, my love.
- I'm going back to sleep.
- I fought off a squirrel for you.


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