Easy, breezy, beautiful
cover girl!

nice day

- I love this bike route, Today.
- Yea it's a nice straight path without a hill for comfortable riding.
- You discovered it?
- Uh-huh, it leads into the No Ho arts district and station.
- I had an adventure in this area--wow!  Look at the chicken & waffles joint!
- You've never been?
- I've always wanted to try it.
- Are you afraid of the line?
- Are you kidding?  My ears would perk up.  I don't mean to sound racist.
- So...I talked to Lala.
- Oh yea?  That's why you didn't pick up, huh?
- I was dreaming...
- So you did or didn't talk to her?
- She was saying she got a speeding in class the other day and the officer wouldn't let her slide.
- Must have been racist.
- So my friend yelled out that Today can get it dismissed for you.  He knows I like her.
- That's what good friends do.  What'd you say?
- I said Yes.
- Do you know how to get her off?
- No.
- Then why'd you say Yes?
- I froze...when I knew she was paying attention to me.  She looked so gorgeous speaking softly I just looked into her eyes while she spoke to me.
- Were you dreaming?
- I'm always dreaming these days...
- What happened?
- She was going over the limit and she got a ticket.  My friend told me he knows some ways to fight it and he'll tell me and I can do it for her like her horse on white satin.
- Pretty excited, aren't you?
- I'm more nervous...and anxious.
- What he probably means is there's ways to make your case a hassle for the officer.  I used to pride myself on fighting it for others.  I learned through mine.
- How?
- I can't remember, but like if you can get a court date on his vacation time, or you plead Not Guilty on your trial by declaration.  You can write Not Guilty with a crayon and be excused if he doesn't turn his in by the due date.  Anything you request from him, it's your right to receive.
- But I think she said she is guilty and her fine is going to be expensive.
- Ask for calibration records for the device he used, his own records, complaint reports--shit like that.  He's got to dig those up and show up to court, too.
- So if she was speeding but he doesn't respond the judge will get mad at him and let her go?
- She'll yell at him, but yea.  I have a pile of calibration records.  I don't know what they mean.
- But you said I have to be honest in all my affairs.
- You want to impress her don't you?

- (Today's voicemail) Hi, you have reached Today.  For a business call, please--
- Goddammit. (pressing 1)
- (tone)
- Jesus Christ, Today, pick up.  I know you're doing it so someone hears your stupid message.  Now's not the time.  I'm going to call you back, make sure you pick up.
- (Today's voicemail) Hi, you have reached--
- Argh!  (pressing 1)
- (tone)
- I'm going to kill you, Today.  All right listen, I need you to log into my account and make a post for me.  I forgot about today's deadline I was caught up arguing with that Poncho--I hate that guy!  That should be our new catchphrase for him, I hate that guy!  That I forgot about--God, I should have never sol--errgh teach me lessons, will you life?  I need you to log in and say everything is kool and the gang--that's a reference!  Ah, no time! Idiot! I was running my mouth with the last post again trying to apologize for really running my mouth and I don't know if I'm really one of those people incapable of being honest, ever!  With myself, in here--I don't know!  Well, don't tell 'em all that just let 'em know we're doing something wholesome.  I had to ditch the meeting and go back for the 11;30.  Don't tell 'em we're going to the stupid group again, though--ah, not a looker in the bunch.  Don't say that part either, babe might be reading.  Just say we're doing something respectable, like a congressional caucus meeting, or dinner or something.  Emphasize caucus.  No, that might sound gay.  Just say something cool.    Don't mess with my posts though, no selfies, or I'll really kill you.  Hey, I finally have a decent selfie and I can't post it anywhere!  It's the one with the beanie.  I sent it to my mom in case something happens she should...eh, nevermind.  Oh, and talk about milk.  It'll feed into yesterday's and touch up on a smaller one from in the ground.  I think my subconscious is at it once more, Today.  I might be a genius again, Today!  Surely above-average.  Oh I'll kill the people who think I'm dumb with my brainthoughts.  I gotta go I gotta pray for humility.  Hope you're okay, by the way...don't embarrass me, kill you.  love you bye
- (Today's voicemail) Hi, you have--
- (tone)
- Oh and say, "All life is precious until dinner time."  I heard that come out of one of Eugene's ramblings again earlier.


bsides and rarities, 

- Ready?  I'm starving.  That's all I was thinking about watching those people eat.  Really got out of my head, eh?  Let me tell you something, Today, I remember some of the things I said yesterday.  No fuckin' way I'm going to--
- Camera's on.
- I'd deserve whatever I--Oh, hello.  Welcome to Shirtless Cooking Hour in Pleasant Valley with Today and a sorry person.
- Real sorry.
- Tonight, we're going to make a Decedent French Toast with Apricot Jam and talk about the dangers of decadence and running your mouth.
- Yea, fear of accountability is a great incentive to curb reckless behavior.
- That's right, Today.  Let's get to the eggs.  My partner has beat a few eggs in a bowl.
- I put sour cream in them, too.
- What?
- Just a little.
- That wasn't in the script.  How's about I pull your chest hair.
- I got a few.  Do you need more?
- What, hair or sour cream?
- (Poncho) You suck, McBain!
- (continuing) Shut up, Poncho.
- The sour cream makes the eggs fluffy.  I saw Ralphie make it that way...
- Are you sure it wasn't with milk?
- Before Tony killed him.
- Good, he cooked that horse alive.
- Ralphie was great though.  But now that you mention it, it could of been milk.
- Well, it's too late now. We're going to find out how french toast tastes with sour cream.
- Don't worry, now at least your stomach won't hurt from the milk.
- What do you think sour cream is made of?  It's dairy.
- Oh, right.  Why do they call it french toast?  That's racist.
- Well, I guess since it's not capitalized, it's not racist anymore.
- I guess you're right.
- Great minds think alike.
- And why do people say, Excuse my French?  Why don't they say Excuse my English?
- (Poncho) Playboy right there's got a lot of excuses.  He'll even try to exploit dogs and relationships for leverage.  Fool, do you know the meaning of giving someone a present?
- Ignore him.  He's a one-liner machine.
- Okay, the stove's on.
- Oh, better pour the oil.  Can't leave a pan on with nothin' in it.  It'll pop again.
- Remember that time we were drunk and you forgot to turn the stove off?
- I sure do Today, the house smelled like there was a horse on fire all week.  Okay, get the bread,
- How long should I dip it in for?
- Long enough for them to spot an egotistical manipulative maniac underneath.  Yes, we make jokes in here ladies and gentlemen.
- (Poncho) Nah, can't happening.  He got his cake and ate it too.
- I hope you're watching Lala!
- I'm glad I went today.  Nobody knew me there--
- (Poncho) Cause you're so famous, right?
- (continuing) And the shame subsided trying to spot the freeloaders.  Do you think that's too much oil?
- Maybe it would taste better with butter.
- Oh, we're going to use a lot of butter.  It's a Decedent French Toast.  I'm just kidding about the freeloaders.  It was the only thing I could think of doing afterwards...like I was taught.  Only way to forget the embarrassment.  I'm going to pour some of the oil out.
- (Poncho) You could have just shut your big ol' mouthifer.
- Be careful some of it might stick.
- Trial and error my friend.  We'll salvage what we can.
- With butter!
- What do you mean?
- If the egg and bread stick to the pan, you lift the bread up...
- And you lather it underneath?
- Uh-huh.
- And can you lift your arm pits out of my face please?  Okay, this is good.
- How long should we leave the bread before turning it over?
- I like it a little raw and gooey, myself.
- Yea, I don't like eggs over done.
- Do you think I'm being racist with my characters again, Today?  I don't know if I am, I mean.  I may be in over my head with the language.  I mean, how they gonna give me my noble prize if I'm racist and can't tell?
- Why don't you make it so he's white, and if people think he's being racist then they're being racist?
- Wait, what?  Whatever.  But I mean, it kind of parallels what's happened to my vocabulary and spelling in my own mental cage.
- (Poncho) You boring!
- (continuing) Wait, what if I'm so stupid...that everything that I say that I think is in it...
- (Poncho) That's a good one.
- (continuing) ...is so far from it...that it gets a novelty reaction?  And then I'll get like a prize for narcissism and then! Get this, Today, and then they'll show all my drunken posts!
- (Poncho) I'm getting a gosh darn headache.  Mothafucker's gonna make me break character.
- (continuing) And the ones that I think are good, right?  They'll laugh at those too!
- What about Poncho?
- Who?
- (Poncho) Weak!
- (continuing) Poncho's just Poncho.
- Do you remember when Rocky drinks the raw egg shake before running?
- Oh I'm not going to stop running.
- I wasn't talking about you.
- (laughs) Yea, what about it?
- Nothing.
- Sorry.
- I always wondered how it tastes, is all.
- You mad about yesterday?
- You take me down with you sometimes.
- I know.
- I don't know who I am.
- What do you mean?
- Who am I supposed to be?  I don't know how you want me to act sometimes.
- I'm just making it up as I go, Today.  I know some drafts are rough.
- (Poncho) You mean you're not the greatest thing since condensed milk?
- You were born out of a sentence.  Look at you now going to buffets with your shady friends and mooching off the government.
- I had more of an edge.
- I know, here, Today--ow!  Couple chest hairs for you, buddy.
- (Poncho) You need to mow them shoulders is what you need to do.
- Thanks, I'll leave it on the counter for now.
- I can give you enough to build a shelter.  Hey you know when raw egg tastes really good?
- As good as water in the morning?
- Nothing beats that.  But you beat the egg real good, right?
- Uh-huh.
- Pour in a lot of sugar and mix it, then dip your bread in it.
- Just eat it raw?
- (Poncho) Fool, he said raw eggs, didn't he?  This show sucks.
- Don't talk to him like that, Poncho.
- (Poncho) Your ass.
- Yea, Today, it was my favorite thing to eat when I was a kid.
- (Poncho) You getting younger every year.
- (continuing) It's called gogly.  Okay, when I put the next bread in, you put more butter on the first one while it's hot in the plate, so the butter soaks in.
- How bout I put the jam on it, too?
- I use to google-moogle her...
- That way when you--
- Then I just googled her.
- You listening?
- (Poncho) He's being golden.
- (continuing) When you put the next one on top--
- (dejected) I know, it'll be messy and we can eat it like hotcakes.
- Uh-huh.
- (chuckling) You know they warned us not to get into any theological debates with the patrons?  So, now we got the jam, the Saturday commitment, we're a part of something else on Friday nights; and they do another--Well two days is enough, don't you think?
- Definitely.  I'll take you to the buffet with us so you can meet my crew.
- Tuesday evenings, too, in another city.  So if you consider my stretch with soft eyes, everything here and in my heart is because of you.
- (Poncho) Announcing your shit, phssh, please.  Hand gesture!
- At least I did something clean with my hands, you ingrate.  I know I'm still being selfish.  I probably always will be.
- But you can at least tell on yourself.
- I know I do it for myself, Today...  You know I can still pound that shit?  A full bottle's worth and a pitcher.  I didn't throw up or nothin'
- That's a good one for your resume.
- (Poncho) You forgot a period, bitch!
- Here, Poncho, take a bite.
- Dry scalp is not a myth, I've seen it.
  

And if you wouldn't mind i would like to blew..............fuck it!

a 9 year old drew this and it was up on an art display, the name's up there im not going to write his name in case his parents google his name and come across here, or the kid does.  He shouldn't be here.

- (Today approaching)
    Hey it's yo boy, Lil' Bra Trublezume comin' at cha' like the grillz of a Cadillac.  But we be much serious today, cause this here something close to my heart: Does you, or anyone you know suffer from Bullying?  Or let me give it to you straight: Does one of your boys think it's cool to engage in Bullying?  Ain't nothin' baller about flicking the ear of another playa then watching him jump off a building because of the constant flickering.  That shit hurts!  Let me asks you a 2uestion! Do you like pinpricks?  Do you like it when someone taps your shoulder, soft and slow, constant, continuously, second after second, minute after minute, hour by hour, day after day, week after week and months at a time?  That shit will drive you mad!  Turn a sweet soul into cold.  Let me hear you say pinprick!  (aside) Oh, this ain't live? Anyway, kidz, it ain't so cool when you get a shout-out in a suicide note, cause then someone else is going to bully you, your heart!  And that's yo boy, Lil' Bra Trublezume.
- God that's an old PSA.
- It's a cassette tape of a bug.
- I can't believe you brought your boombox.
- Yea, I'm going to carry it over my shoulder.  I saw someone do it in a movie.
- We're not going to Venice Beach.
- Where we going?
- There's a bike trail by the river.
- The world famous LA River?
- And how are you going to carry that while we're riding our bikes?
- I'll steer with one hand.
- You can barely walk with two legs.  Here, we'll put it in my basket, I guess.  I'll ride soft.
- We have a cool bikes.
- Yea, mine's my sister's and yours--hey you wearing that yellow Minions beanie on purpose?
- Uh-huh, it matches my bike.  We look great together.
- I think so, too, Today.
- So where does the trail go?
- I don't know, it goes a long way.  It might even go down to Long Beach.
- That's way far!
- We're not going to do it all; we'll take breaks, too.  You see some cool stuff along the way, the wildlife--and some people have made homes in the river.
- Wow, river people?
- Yea, there's little...well, I guess, communities in between the plants and trees.  One of the tents I saw even has a guard dog.  Imagine sleeping there at night with no lights?
- What if a horse falls into the river?
- As dumb as that sounds, I've wondered that before myself, pretty recently.  I reported it, and that the support underneath the bridge was tenuous because the shaking shocked my senses.
- Are we going to come back here when you start up brownpaperbag again?
- I don't know if they want to be bothered.  But if you want, we can ask one day, or if we come across someone on the trail.  Some are usually up and around trimming the fences and sweeping...
- They're gardening.
- Maybe collecting things they need.  Yea, Today, they're gardening.  Let's get going.
- Okay.
- (riding) Hey, Today.
- Yea?
- Let me ask you something.
- What is it?
- Do you think I'm racist?
- If you think you're racist, most of the commercials during the OJ movie are liquor commercials.
- What kind?
- Whiskey, brandy.
- Lawyers and judges look beautiful in their offices with their classy glass set up though.  You make me feel so good about myself with your assertions, Today!

- So how was class?

- (laughing) I ditched with my friend.

- Then you snuck into the movies? What--Fuckin' Poncho!

- What happened?

- He pocketed my coupons.

- For Burger King? I got a couple, they might be expired though.

- No, we stopped by a 7-11 after a comedy show.  Kept it real classy.  I thought was being so charming cause I convinced the cashier to let me hold on to some coupons I was using.
- Did you look around to see if other girls noticed?
- Absolutely.  But I guess I was full of myself when he stole it from me.

- The coupons?

- No, my last relationship.  You don't need to read into everything.  I'm just trying to hammer one out.

- I'm having girlfriend problems, too.

- You making any progress with Lala?

- Not more than telling her a story with my eyes.

- Just be yourself, Today.

- Really?

- Fuck no. 

- I don't know what's going on between us.  She's been cheery ever since she came back to class.

- Where's Hamlet in all this?

- Well, my friend heard he's back in the slammer.  He rear ended a police cruiser at a red light while he was drunk.

- Maybe that's why she's been cheery.  She feels free when he's not around.

- I don't think so.  She's not like that.

- How the hell do you know what she thinks?

- Because I pay attention to her in class.  She doesn't seem like she knows how to feel free.

- That's a bold observation.

- Well, bold men do bold things.

- Or just say bold things and call themselves bold.  Now Hamlet was pretty bold.
- I think she's adjusted her personality to fit into him all these years.  There's no room for me.
- I don't know what to say.  She's married--perhaps unhappy--but I don't really know if that is any of your business, Today.
- I know, I don't tell anyone but you, the sweet zephyrs of my heart.  They whisper--
- Plus, this looks like it's long enough, Today.
- (head hangs) Oh, ok.
- Sorry.  Let's try Jack in the Box.  The drive through guy's gay.  Maybe I can finesse him into giving us a cheesecake.

- Guess they don't like you, Poncho.
- Uh-uh, can't happening.
- You're too abrasive.
- Abrasive, huh?
- You gotta tone it down a bit.
- And say what, drinky drink?
- Hey fuck you, man.
- Yea, that's what I thought.  Last comedy show I go with your ass.
- What?  What'd I do wrong?
- It ain't about you.  When you leave there's a line of people standing outside, they are called performers, that you thank.
- I thought they'd all gather together and understand that I was shy.
- You're shit's all fucked up man.

- What do you want, Poncho?
- A burger, man.  Get me a burger.
- You got any money--
- A Whopper, man.  Get me a Whopper.
- You got the money?
- What kind of question is that?  You suck, man I'm being abrasive of course I ain't got the flow.  It's a character trait.
- What is?
- That you suck, man.  Get me the Whopper, man.  Get that for me.
- (aside) Yea, one Whopper Jr.
- Junior?
- (aside) No, no cheese.
- No cheese?
-(aside) My man farts a lot.
- Nah, can't happening.  Get the cheese, man.  Get that for me.
- Well, I'm the one paying for it.
- As it should be, my friend--like, eat it you fat cow.
- I thought you were going to eat it?
- What!  You fucking up, man.  You fucking up character development.
- (phone rings)
- (Poncho continuing) Who's that!
- I sure hope it's not another new abrasive character...
- Shut up, man.
- (on the cord) Hello?
- (Today) What's up, soda pop?
- Today!
- (Today) Do you know any prime real estate?
- I love you Today!  I'm hanging with a real...low-brow.
- (Poncho) Man, where my bun at?  Can't happening I wait this long.
- (on the cord) I want to be with you.
- (Poncho) You been watching too man Richard Gere movies.  Who's that?
- It's Today.
- Man, I'll iron that fool.

- Are those your pills?
- No, they're M&Ms.
- Oh.
- Do you have to take pills, too?
- Just M&Ms.
- Oh.
- My problem's with deliciousness.
- They don't even taste very good.  Guess my problem's with gratitude :)
- Do you want me to say more lines so afterwards your blog can take the place of everything missing in your life?
- I guess a couple more.
- Okay, I figured out she's married...
- Sloth, that's a problem too.
- By the pageviews here, a couple weeks ago...one was pretty clear.
- Gluttony, that's another one...
- It has all become clear to me; there are very little reasons how one can resist...this!
- You don't sound like yourself, Today.
- Who's fault is that, Hemingway?
- Hey, you're not Today!
- No, I'm Pancho.
- Who the hell are you, Pancho?
- I'm what comes out when you suck! (audience cheering)


draw, I guess

- We don't have much time.
- You mean you don't have much--
- Shut up.
- Oh, it's 11;48! It's 11.48!
- I know.
- We don't have much time!
- I know, Today.
- What are we going to do!
- Well, first get your hand out of my face so I can see the screen...
- Okay.
- Come on, buddy...
- What?
- Talk!
- About what?  I've been asleep all day.
- Oh, cause you had some wacky adventures into the morn?
- No, I was asleep at night, too.  I had some tea in the evening though.
- Jesus Christ.  Well, what will get you talking?  The checks!  Tell me about the checks--oh God bless the checks!
- I'm mulling over some business ideas.
- That'll work.  With your friends, right?  Oh God bless your friends.  What are your crazy ventures going to be?
- Well one of my classmates is a great cook--
- So you want to make a shirtless YouTube cooking show, like Middle of the Night Cooking Hour in Pleasant Valley?  Great.  It's a groggy show!
- No, I was just thinking about him.  He said he would have loved to pursue culinary arts, but everybody says he should be a lawyer...or a doctor.  That's where the money's at.
- Would he make a good attorney or would he just google everything as he goes?
- Well, if you're a lawyer who knows a doctor it shouldn't be a problem.
- Whatever, what are your plans?
- I'm not telling.  They laughed at me.
- Who?
- You'll laugh at me, too.
- Probably.
- Okay, Adult Frozen Yogurt.
- Packaged goods?
- Maybe later, but a Frozen Yogurt chain for adults.
- Well, that sounds mature and reasonable.
- You come in on a hot summer day after dropping off your kids for soccer practice...
- And?
- And each customer gets a female companion--an employee, of course--who sits down with you and you watch her eat her frozen yogurt.
- I see lots of problems--
- I know, what about the women, right?  Well, they can get a handsome man.  And of course, we can accommodate any particular gender preference you may have for your social agenda.
- No, not that.
- Oh, the other issue... Unfortunately, the nature and competitive spirit of the industry dictate a high turnover rate.
- You mean the girls get fired when they start gaining weight?
- Yes.
- (sighs) Quality's gone down across the board. (soft sitcom piano music playing)  I can't get back into my groove, Today.
- It's okay, you're the best.
- Thanks for the encouragement, Today.  You're wonderful. There's a recession on crushed like though.
- You can try out for one of the male employees when I open up shop.
- Okay, I'll gym it out to make sure I don't disappoint you.

- You missed a spot.
- I ain't missing it; it's missing me.
- That's the attitude.
- I just have to rejuice my brush.
- You know, Today, when I see a missing spot, you know what I want to do?
- Take care of it?
- I want to paint it black.
- Back to black.
- Oh!  Two classics, and Today with the alley-oop.
- We make a great team.  Let me know when you're not tired anymore.
- You have a strong work ethic, Today.  So what were you doing while I was away?  You putting your gym membership to use?
- Yea, I have.  I've been using the dumbbells for my biceps.
- What's your routine?
- Just dumbbells.
- You just go in and do your biceps?
- I do a lot of them though.
- At least you're consistent.  Shit, at least you're going.  Look at this.  The doctor said it's a burrito.
- You want to go together?  It's lonely without you.
- You don't see Christina's butt?
- I don't want to go to the pool without you.  Seeing the blue line makes me sad.
- I know; I should start too.  That's why I'm eating like a madman again.  My brain's caught on, the bastard.  It's like a kid who knows a dentist appointment's coming up.
- I've been going to the park with my friend.
- You guys ride bikes together?  I'm getting jealous.
- Well the first time he invited me, I met them there and I rode my bike.
- What do you mean, invited?
- To meet his other friends.  We talk business.  He said he would pick me up and take me there from now on.  Each of his friends come with their cars.
- You guys barbeque or something?  Brown bag it?
- No, we stand by our cars.
- I miss my Sundays.  Get that edge right there (stumbles)
- What happened?
- Tripped over a cord.

- Come in.
- (audience cheering) What's up, soda pop?  You working on your downnod?
- Hey Today.
- Jeez, what'd you do to this place...?
- Yea yea...
- You off and went and killed it.
- You picking up new lingo from class again?
- Look at all the missing dates...
- Today!
- Okay, okay.
- You bring the paint?
- Uh-huh, pink and black attack right here.
- (laughs) Reminds of me Bret Hart.   
- I liked it pink, though.
- We can't have it both ways--it's a tough thing to learn.
- Well I bought the pink one, too...just in case.
- (laughs) Why, for next year?  What is that?  Is that a--
- It's a boombox!
- You bought a boombox? 
- (radio station playing) It's an antique.
- Checks come in, I take it?
- Uh-huh.
- Well, it is a classic.
- During break, me and my friend go to our spot and turn it on to watch the girls walk by.
- (station playing)
          "Called you up in the middle of the night..."
- (Today, continuing) You like?
- I like this song.  Come on, let's start with the background.
- Back to black.
- Yep, back to our roots.
- It's a pretty big wall.
- You should see the one I did before you came.  Okay, I'll do the text and link colors; I got the code written down somewhere.  You mind turning that down a little?
- Wait, it's that Arabian guy who sells Armani suits for real cheap!
- How do you know he's Arabian?
- (station playing)
           "You like wool?  I have it!" 
- He's definitely some kind of Middle Eastern.  Hey, Today...
- (Today, singing) Runaway train never...
- Today!
- Yea, what is it?
- You gotta help with this wall.
- But it's so long.
- (laughs) It's like a scroll, isn't it?  It's okay, I can handle it.  It should keep me busy.
- What do you want me to do?
- Figure out how I can carry my blog around with me again.
- What? 
- Nothing.  Just be my friend, playa.
- Oh, I got you.
- And don't talk like your friend.
- Do you remember the music video for that song?  It was all pictures of missing children.  Like from milk cartons.  That was really thoughtful.  I like this band.
- I think it may have been ones who were never found. 
- Oh.
- Maybe dead children.  That aspect really scared me when we moved here.  Here, open up the black paint...
- Well now the song is depressing.
- Sorry to dampen your mood.  I may not be accurate though.
- Here.
- Got it?
- Yea.
- Okay, hold the ladder while I climb up. 
- Okay--hey, listen to this guy! I'm going to turn it up.
- (falling) Today!
- (station playing)
         Chuck here from Chuck Here Loaning You Money.  Listen, do you need money?  I can help you.  It's no problem.  I got it.  I'll loan it out to you.  I don't care what it's for.  You come to me, and I'll give it to you.  It's that simple, and you do what you gotta do.  All you need to do is, return it to me at a date and time I set, with my end on top.  It's that simple.  My end always has to be on top. But you pay that back!  You pay it...or I'll break off your bones.  You gotta pay... Look, I want to help you.  You don't play with me, and I don't play with you.  You need money to make a problem go away?  You come to me.  But don't get smart about it, or I'll hurt your feelings.  Yea, I've been in the can.  What of it?  Where do you think I got this attitude?  I get things done, and I can make your problem go away.  But don't you duck me—Hey, you don't duck me.  I'll break off your bill and hand it to you.  Next time I'll hand it to your mother—What do you mean it doesn't make sense?  Of course it makes sense.  You, I'll deal with you later.  Listen, you call me.  But don't make me have to come looking for you, or it won't be good for you.  You can't duck nobody in the can.  I have a lot of memories in my dreams.  I'm getting old.  Listen, you call me.  That's 866-213, 5...467.  Extension 221.  That's 866-213—What do you mean?  I'm not done with my script, you cocks—

sleeping a lot.  a parking lot of sleep.  we're practically giving away sleep here.  Come on down, ask for guy.  everyone here is a guy.  get it?  yea I still got it.  what's that?  but it's at water prices.  you don't want it either eh?   i don't know how much longer i can keep this up.  i do my best, i just dim the lights and wait.  and sometimes i think i'm dreaming, but i know i'm not asleep. 

do something?  why don't you do something.  good keep doing it.  okay get out.  everybody has to get out now.  everybody has to leave.

Going to start my life again, Today.